Umbridge
Joe Anderson

I will have order, nothing else will do.
The world, I fear, has become a mess,
And it is so hard to know what is true.
Without any rules we merely transgress.
The world is simple, it’s black and it’s white
Why do we need these Mudbloods and halfbreeds?
All these grey areas just don’t seem right.
Just listen to me and you will succeed.
The truth of it all, I’m really quite scared
So I hide behind kittens and teacups
I’m poised when I walk, my nose in the air
From my nightmare I will never wake up.
Don’t misunderstand me because I wear pink
Take umbrage with me, I know what you think.